Appendix Admirers Gifts

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Why do leaves change color?"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Play It Safe

Jurassic Ark

'We were matched by computer.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

Alan Turing

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

Black Forest Collectibles.

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

"Yo, novella!"

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

My Life as a Troll

Mickey Mouth.

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.

'Spent Too Much On Holidays...Please Give Generously.'

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

STRIP Hambone: Just for show

What's that, Lars? It's called a newspaper. I though I'd take it to the Antiques Roadshow.