Appendix Admirers Gifts

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Why do leaves change color?"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Jurassic Ark

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'We were matched by computer.'

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

Black Forest Collectibles.

Alan Turing

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

"Yo, novella!"

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

My Life as a Troll

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.

STRIP Hambone: Just for show

The Meeting of the Minds Debate.

"ooo - 'Get that natural autumn look all summer long'."

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."