Adaptation Admirers Gifts

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Why do leaves change color?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

Medieval King

"Returns"

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

At the baby oil factory.

"I enjoy cooking my pets and my family."

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

Road Kill Cafe.

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

Moonbillies.