Adaptation Admirers Gifts

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Robocop and Juliet.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Why do leaves change color?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

Medieval King

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"Returns"

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

At the baby oil factory.

"I enjoy cooking my pets and my family."

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Road Kill Cafe.

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"