Adaptability Admirer Gifts

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Moby Dick

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Like Minded

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

The first marsupial.

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Man's evolution to the Pub.

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

"Scram!"

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

Butterfly with talons

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

The indigo children.

Ted Kennedy.

Stone Age/Golden Age/Space Age/Garbage.

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.