Apparel Pillows

'Shoulder pads make you look so aggressive.'

'How do you like the sailor suit?' - 'Not bad, but are you sure you have the coastline for it?'

I love coloured tights

My Wife Went To Heaven And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Tut and Carmen.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Thank-you God.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Wine Lady

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)