Apparel Mugs

'Shoulder pads make you look so aggressive.'

I am so sick of all things winter. Me, too

'How do you like the sailor suit?' - 'Not bad, but are you sure you have the coastline for it?'

I love coloured tights

My Wife Went To Heaven And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Teenagers!'

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Tut and Carmen.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sir Winston Churchill

Handbag store - "Perfect."