Apostrophe Aficionado T-Shirts

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

A'sk me about my problem with apo'strophe's.

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"Hello mate, hows' things's! I havent seen you in year's?"

Punctuation Police

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Tuesday, 2022

Pranking Zombies

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

End Of The World - Business Edition

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

End of world nigh!!!

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Doomsday marketing

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Meet Thy Doom

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

When a nanosecond is forever.