Apostrophe Aficionado Mugs

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

A'sk me about my problem with apo'strophe's.

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"Hello mate, hows' things's! I havent seen you in year's?"

Punctuation Police

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Tuesday, 2022

End Of The World - Business Edition

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Pranking Zombies

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Atomic Bear: Part 12

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

Meet Thy Doom

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

End of world nigh!!!

Cartoonist Flashback: January 20, 2009