Apes Gifts

'The other hand.'

Giant Ape assists man escaping a cuckolded husband.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

Giant ape eating human as advised by diet book

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

They hated me.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.