Apartment Matchmaker Pillows

Add charm to their home with pillows that reflect the apartment matchmaker’s warm and playful spirit, making any space feel inviting and full of love.

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'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

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"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight." mockup

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony" mockup

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

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"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows." mockup

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it." mockup

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested." mockup

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

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"Have you tried carbon dating?"

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"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change." mockup

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.' mockup

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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Fish-tank Skyscraper.

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Upper West Side Story

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..." mockup

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

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"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...' mockup

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar, mockup

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

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'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.' mockup

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

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'Honey, I'm home.'

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Shakespeare Ave

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Natural Phenomena of 15-E

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For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano. mockup

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

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"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city." mockup

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

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"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?" mockup

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

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"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

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Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

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Cupid

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"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants." mockup

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

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"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger." mockup

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

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"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir." mockup

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

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Acme Dating Service

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'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.' mockup

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

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"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon." mockup

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

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'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.' mockup

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

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Apartment Matchmaker Pillows Collection

Apartment Matchmaker Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for the apartment matchmaker in your life, perfect for mornings filled with love and laughter.

Apartment Matchmaker Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate love, connections, and the joy of matchmaking—perfect for brightening any apartment or social space.

Apartment Matchmaker T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts that let the apartment matchmaker showcase their fun personality and passion for pairing people together.