Apartment Matchmaker Gifts

'23-D meet 17-C, sublet...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Upper West Side Story

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Shakespeare Ave

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

Acme Dating Service

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Cupid

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'