Finding An Apartment Pillows

'No hot water? That's OK. I only take cold showers.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'No it's still not fixed'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Shakespeare Ave

Cat and Broom

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings