Anxious Alcohol Aficionados Pillows

"Everybody else's problems are better than mine."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'The King of what?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Whiskey wars

Martini Lovers

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Good dog.'