Anxious Alcohol Aficionados Prints

"Everybody else's problems are better than mine."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

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"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

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'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Good dog.'

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