Anxiety Organizer Gifts

The 'worry list' is a tool used to help get a handle on stress and anxiety.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Worry tank

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

Tipping Pain Chart

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Pencil eraser."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Progress is coming right along!"

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Executive Panic Room.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

From the tournament of neuroses parade

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."