Anxiety Conversations Pillows

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Very Difficult Conversations

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Worry tank

So you're a mocking bird...

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

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Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

That party went well.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."