Anubis Admirer Gifts

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Moon: Made in China

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Frog Baby Names

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Romantic Frogs

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'