Antkeeping Pillows

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Saving a Heart

"You keep impeccable time."

Pointing.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I had to skip my workout."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Sheep Ledger

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Bathroom Fairy

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I wish I was creative'