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"Has it been in your family long?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

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'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Books of Tablets

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

My own museum.

Antique silver

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.