Antique Tractors Gifts

"Reminds me of the day when I could afford to buy a tractor."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"There's more inside."

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I got it from eBay."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Tractor Art

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Antique oriental carpets.

Ye Haul.

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

Effective farming.

Ostrich Farm

'Where's the starter?'

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."

'That's the evening paper, sir.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

The role of administration.