Antique Devotee Pillows

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

You're the olive in my martini

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Team Flute

Teddy Roosevelt

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

Antiques

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

Queen Anne

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

My own museum.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Joan Crawford junior

National Pottery Live

The days before television