Antique Devotee Prints

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Team Flute

Teddy Roosevelt

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Antiques

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

My own museum.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Queen Anne

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The days before television

National Pottery Live

Joan Crawford junior

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"