Antique Addict Prints

Antiques expect to War Criminal - "Er, has it been in the family long?"

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Teddy Roosevelt

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Islington Angels.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

A new meaning in the Roman

Grandfather Clock

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Books of Tablets

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Johannes Gutenberg

Antiques

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The Old Curiosity Shop

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"