Antiques Lover Prints

'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'

"What about this lucky stone?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Antiques

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'