Antique Addict Pillows

Antiques expect to War Criminal - "Er, has it been in the family long?"

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Teddy Roosevelt

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Books of Tablets

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

A new meaning in the Roman

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Grandfather Clock

Antiques

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Islington Angels.

Johannes Gutenberg

"I'm still looking, sir?"

The Old Curiosity Shop

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Mangle

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"