Antiheroes Aficionado Gifts

"I've been a good boy this year Santa. With this in mind, I want your wallet, watch, mobile phone..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'