'I may be a butterfly, but I'm not a social butterfly! So cut out the insipid small talk and get lost!'
Anti-social Butterflies Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the independent, creatively introverted soul? Our collection for anti-social butterflies offers clever, humorous products that celebrate their love for solitude and individuality. From pithy mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are ideal for those who cherish their alone time but also enjoy a good laugh.
It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.
Butterfly Woman
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"This place has the best happy hour."
Sloaney Pony.
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
"He was overly socialized as a puppy."
'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
Cocktails on the verandah.
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'
Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
Social distancing
Go team!
'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'
Party Animals.
Dinner at the Trapdoors
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'
'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'
Join me in a Martini?
We'll have Manhattans...
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
'I like you, you remind me of someone.'
Can I give you a slice of the action?
"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"
'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'
"I am so attracted to you right now."
"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."
Anti-social Butterflies Gifts Collection
Anti-social Butterflies Mugs
Explore more quirky mugs designed for anti-social butterflies. Find a style that perfectly captures their clever, independent vibe.
Anti-social Butterflies Pillows
Shop our cozy pillows for the anti-social butterfly—bring humor and comfort to their space with these charming designs.
Anti-social Butterflies Prints
Discover creative prints that celebrate the anti-social butterfly's unique personality and add a splash of humor to their home.
Anti-social Butterflies T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts for anti-social butterflies—perfect for expressing their unique personality in style.