Introverted Social Butterfly Gifts

"Personally, I never liked tea parties."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Party Animals.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Social distancing

Go team!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."