"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."
Social Butterfly's Bane Gifts
Looking for a gift for the social butterfly's bane? Celebrate the introverted side of your favorite creative with humorous and thoughtful products that embrace peaceful, solitary moments. Whether they love a calm coffee break or quiet time with a book, our collection is full of witty, charming items that highlight their unique personality. Show appreciation for their need for serenity with a gift that’s as clever as they are.
It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.
Butterfly Woman
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"This place has the best happy hour."
Sloaney Pony.
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
"He was overly socialized as a puppy."
'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
Cocktails on the verandah.
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'
Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
Social distancing
Go team!
'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'
Party Animals.
Dinner at the Trapdoors
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'
'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'
Join me in a Martini?
We'll have Manhattans...
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
'I like you, you remind me of someone.'
Can I give you a slice of the action?
"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"
'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'
"I am so attracted to you right now."
"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."
Social Butterfly's Bane Gifts Collection
Social Butterfly's Bane Mugs
Discover more witty and charming mugs perfect for celebrating the social butterfly's bane. Find your favorite design and start your collection today.
Social Butterfly's Bane Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate quiet moments and creative solitude. Perfect for enhancing your space with a touch of humor and comfort.
Social Butterfly's Bane Prints
Browse our selection of art prints that humorously highlight the social butterfly's bane. Perfect for decorating a peaceful retreat or personal space.
Social Butterfly's Bane T-Shirts
Explore our humorous t-shirts that celebrate introversion and creative solitude. Perfect for relaxing days or making a witty statement, browse the collection now.