Anti-social Butterflies T-Shirts

'I may be a butterfly, but I'm not a social butterfly! So cut out the insipid small talk and get lost!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Social distancing

Go team!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."