Anti-small Talk Advocate T-Shirts

'I hate small talk.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Corporate person hood!

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

"Lovely weather for it."

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"We'll get him to talk."

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Small Talk Lounge

Small Talk Outlet

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

Small Talk Therapy