'I hate small talk.'
Anti-small Talk Advocate Prints
Make a statement with our striking prints designed for fans of genuine conversations. Beautifully illustrated and impactful, these prints serve as bold reminders to keep it real in every interaction.
Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.
How to Do Small Talk??!!
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"
Corporate person hood!
"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.
"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."
"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."
"Lovely weather for it."
'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'
Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.
'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'
"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."
"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
"He's surprisingly good at small talk."
"We'll get him to talk."
'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'
Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.
Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day
"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"
Small Talk Lounge
Small Talk Outlet
'What are you doing at the weekend?'
Small Talk Therapy
Anti-small Talk Advocate Prints Collection
Anti-small Talk Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate authentic conversations—perfect for anyone who prefers genuine talk over small talk, starting their day with a smile.
Anti-small Talk Advocate Pillows
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Anti-small Talk Advocate T-Shirts
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