Loud Talk Avoidance Advocate Prints

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

At the rock concert...

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Twitter censorship

Freedom Book.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

Freedom of Expression

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

Censorship and Apple Daily

Press Pass

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

Free speech

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

Censorship

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

Putin Reloaded.

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

Screen reads: 'The Stammerer's Society. Visit our website: www ... w ... ww ... ww ... ww'

"Wonderful! This way I can go block after block talking to myself and nobody looks at me as if I were crazy."

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

Freedom of Speech

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

"Quit asking if I'm O.K. If I'm ever O.K., I'll let you know."

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"I've never been one for small talk..."

Please stop trying to engage me in conversation, Lars. Can't you tell when a wolverine is engrossed in a book? Sure, that's easy. They move their snouts when they read.