Anti-small Talk Advocate Mugs

Looking for a mug that speaks your mind? Our anti-small talk advocate mugs feature witty messages and bold designs perfect for those who prefer real conversations over polite small talk every time you start your morning.

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'I hate small talk.'

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Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.' mockup

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

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"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day" mockup

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

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"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you." mockup

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

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Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats. mockup

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

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How to Do Small Talk??!!

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"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor." mockup

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

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"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password." mockup

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

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Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going. mockup

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

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"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!" mockup

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

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Corporate person hood!

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"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk." mockup

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

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"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course." mockup

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

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"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis." mockup

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

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"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon." mockup

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

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'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.' mockup

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

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'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?' mockup

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

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"Lovely weather for it."

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"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports." mockup

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

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"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation." mockup

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

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"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have." mockup

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

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'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...' mockup

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

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"He's surprisingly good at small talk." mockup

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

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"We'll get him to talk."

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Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free. mockup

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

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'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.' mockup

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

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Small Talk Therapy

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"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?" mockup

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

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Small Talk Lounge

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'What are you doing at the weekend?' mockup

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

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Small Talk Outlet

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Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day

Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day mockup

Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day

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"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."

"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money." mockup

"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."

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Anti-small Talk Advocate Mugs Collection

Anti-small Talk Advocate Pillows

Discover comfy pillows with witty messages for those who cherish real conversations. Perfect for adding humor and personality to any room.

Anti-small Talk Advocate Prints

Browse our collection of prints that make a statement—designed for fans of authentic dialogue and genuine connection, these pieces brighten up any space with style and wit.

Anti-small Talk Advocate T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts for anti-small talk advocates—wear your stance proudly with clever designs that spark conversation and showcase your personality.