Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'
Small Talk Avoider Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for small talk avoiders—witty, fun, and perfect for those who prefer meaningful sips over shallow chatter. A great way to start their day with a smile.
"Quit asking if I'm O.K. If I'm ever O.K., I'll let you know."
'Sorry - I'm saving all my small talk for my novel.'
"I don't go in for small talk."
"I've never been one for small talk..."
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.
"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."
"Regarding earnings guidance, as my mother used to say: 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything'. I'll be shutting up now."
"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"
'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'
"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."
Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.
Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day
'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'
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"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"
"That was there to give idlers reason to not stop and chat."
It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.
A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady
"I'm good thanks."
"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."
"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"
"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"
"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."
How to tell that it's Howie Mandel's dog you're dealing with.
"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."
"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"
Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.
Please stop trying to engage me in conversation, Lars. Can't you tell when a wolverine is engrossed in a book? Sure, that's easy. They move their snouts when they read.
"I'm terrible with names, and even worse with faces."
'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.'
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Small Talk Avoider Mugs Collection
Small Talk Avoider Pillows
Discover pillows that suit the small talk avoider—funny, relatable prints that add a personal touch to any cozy corner.
Small Talk Avoider Prints
Explore our prints for the small talk avoider—artful designs that celebrate honesty and creativity, perfect for decorating their favorite space.
Small Talk Avoider T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the small talk avoider—clever, stylish, and perfect for those who prefer meaningful conversations over small chatter.