Anti-scam Fighter Pillows

"Listen ma'am, I'll cut to the chase. We just want your money."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

A street fight.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Meet the People of the Internet

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"