Anti-scam Fighter Pillows

"Listen ma'am, I'll cut to the chase. We just want your money."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

A street fight.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Meet the People of the Internet

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

The Ferguson Effect

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."