Anti-motivation Collector T-Shirts

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Beanirrito"

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I know your mother."

Musician

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Drinking Hats

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Octopus Baseball Fan

Ed's Salary Cap

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."