Anti-motivation Collector Pillows

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I know your mother."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Musician

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Ed's Salary Cap

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Octopus Baseball Fan

Drinking Hats

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'