Unconventional Collector T-Shirts

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Imagine

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Jazz Bagpipes

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

Bottom House

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

Large Whist Party in Small Room

String Quartet Vending Machine

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"Over there - an island!"

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

Super-modified grand piano.

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Foot Golf