Unconventional Collector Prints

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Imagine

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Jazz Bagpipes

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Over there - an island!"

String Quartet Vending Machine

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Bottom House

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

Super-modified grand piano.

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Course of Training for Rugger Novices