Anti-materialist Pillows

I HATE STUFF

'You know what I hate? The commercialization of Christmas. There's just too much emphasis on the buying of gifts. . .'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Man burning his tie.

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Assange Among Friends

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

New Gods

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

'Consumer Society'

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

Occupy everything!

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

"Never mind."

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

Punk

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

The quest for spinsterhood.

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'