Anti-gossip Guru Gifts

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Yak, yak, yak.'

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Wine Talking

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I only told a few friends."