Anti-gossip Guru Gifts

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

21st century water cooler conversations.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

Wine Talking

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."