Anti-cronyism Crusader Gifts

"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Not The Real Me

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Lunchward ho!"

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre