Anti-cronyism Crusader Prints

"If I become President, I'm not giving any of my schoolfriends jobs."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Not The Real Me

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Lunchward ho!"

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."