Anti-commitment Enthusiasts Pillows

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

Dating Death

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'