Anti-commitment Enthusiasts Prints

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

First Marriage

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

Dating Death