Anti-aging Explorer Pillows

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

The Vineyard

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Baby rocks!

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

New Age Store.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Californians Abroad.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Retirement Age

The Chameleon Spa

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'