Anti-aging Explorer Pillows

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

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The Vineyard

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Baby rocks!

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

New Age Store.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Midlife: You Are Here.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

Californians Abroad.

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'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

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Retirement Age