Anti-aging Adventurers Pillows

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Duel in a wheelchair.

You're never too old for ballet!

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

Women

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

When Seniors Fly

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'