Antagonist Aficionado T-Shirts

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Hugh fans!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Scarpia from Tosca

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Batman O' War

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Family Joules: Part 5

Master's Degrees of the Universe

The Family Joules: Part 3

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

Sylvester Stallone

Superman Going On Vacation.

Atomic Bear: Part 18

More Pardons

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Evil Villain.

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Fearless Frog Part 10

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 5

"Damn these super powers!"