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"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Hugh fans!"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

More Pardons

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

Evil Villain.

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Damn these super powers!"