Annual Tradition Keeper Gifts

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Michael Jackson

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

The Christening Party

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."