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"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

The Christening Party

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

The night of the return

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"